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Po klopsie jaki przydarzył się angielskiemu bramkarzowi w meczu z USA tabloidy nie zostawiają na nim suchej nitki. Ale, z niewielką pomocą Jabulani, sam jest sobie winien. A brytyjski tabloid nie wybacza

To garść dowcipów drukowanych w Sunday Mirror:

- Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.
- Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.
- My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.
- Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.
- Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.
- What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.
- Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank.
- Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand.
- All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line.

Na pocieszenie: Tomkowi Kuszczakowi już prawie zapomniano.